The Flip Side

In any dictatorship there are those who most definitely will not be getting pardons so I'm beginning a listing of those to watch because if you don't they might just disappear. First up Stephen Colbert.

This week is easy

1. Everyone
2. in - this one's juicy.
3. the most
4. corrupt
5. administration
6. and
7. Michelle Rodriguez - 5 days in the grey bar hotel...
8. political
9. party
10. ever.

Wow...just stunning how bad it's getting. There's gonna be so many pardon's being handed out Pennsylvania Ave is gonna look like it's having a ticker tape parade.

The "Jesus forgives me driving the Greatest Country Ever (tm) into the ground" Easter Edition.

1. Scooter Libby - Somebody pardon this guy to shut him up!
2. Veep Cheney - "It's not a leak, it's a very selective press conference."
3. Rumsfeld - it won't be long before an actual general that's not retired starts talking to the media.
4. Jack Abramoff - the iceberg to the GOP's Titanic ship of state.
5. Tom Delay - always lurking...
6. Ken Mehlman - "Mr. Mehlman, that guy from New Hampshire's on the line again."
7. Ann Coulter - "precinct schmecinct"
8. Naomi Cambell - Too late Naomi, Russell Crowe already perfected the "phone throw" thing
9. Rumsfeld again - worst. anything. ever.
10. Anybody at FEMA - "We're here to change your hearts and minds and if you don't we'll flood your city again... no.. wait wrong slogan."

Go to TMP Muckraker for all the good dirt.

oh and anonymous, I've been busy!

The Boys of Summer

1) Tom Delay
2) Karl Rove
3) Scooter Libby
4) Jack Abramoff
5) Andy Card
6) Condi Rice
7) Hank Williams Jr.
8) Everyone at Halliburton
9) Everyone at Exxon/Mobil/BP/etc....
10) Every middle aged man at DHS/NASA/etc... jeez where did they get all these creeps?!?

Well Tom "Le Marteau" DeLay is devoting more time to his defen...family. Now this one is a shoe-in, the only question is how soon 'til Bush signs the paper... Karl and Scooter are still in plenty of hot water and Andy Card; you know something gonna come out soon. And of course to give a nice boost their stock portfolio a few of the administrations fave biznesses will get extra special bonae (i think technically it should be bonos: masc, plural, accusative)