Pardon Countdown 2008

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...

The new mission statement for the NY Times, Washington Post, etc.... Those punks at USA Today haven't gotten on board yet. (In what reality did you ever think that USA Today would be one of our more investigative newpapers? Boggles the mind, but a very well earned "Kudos USA Today.")

1. Verizon, AT&T and BellSouth - if corporations are people then surely they can get pardoned (and quit calling me Shirley)
2. Scooter - Come on dude, talk already!
3. Abramoff
4. Rove
5. Tom DeLay
6. Dusty Foggo - sounds like a car care product...
7. Porter Goss
8. Richard Hatch - What?! Did you think they'd never notice you didn't pay your taxes??
9. The Duke is doing a fine job of omerta
10. Tony Snow - Tar baby?!? What the hell decade are these clowns living in?

1 Comments:

  • Didn't you hear...tar baby means stuck in a sticky situation. You must be a racist if you think it means anything else.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:17 PM  

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