Things are actually happening Reg!

1. Karl Rove - looks like T.B. is next on the list for Fitzpatrick
2. Scooter - shut him up before he squeals
3. The Duke is back! - The dukestir makes a grand reappearance
4. Porter Goss - Hookers at the Watergate?! Never during Nixon's time...
5. Kyle Foggo - never heard of him before now but he's making up the trifecta
6. Jack Abramoff - always lurking, never know when the caged bird will sing...
7. Rep. Bob Ney - Jack drags another down
8. Gen. Hayden - he's barely nominated and already he's linked w/ the Duke scandal...
9. Rumsfeld - how much longer before it's Turks vs. Kurds, Kurds/Sunni/Shites vs. Sunni/Shites/Kurds, Arab vs. non-Arab tribes, hell even the Zoroastrians have got to be warming up to kick somebody's ass...
10. everyone at FEMA, the political flunkies at NOAA/NASA et al... - don't think we've forgotten

As amusing as all this is the sad truth is that these bastards have compromised our nation's security with their political in-house cleanings and bribe money for government contracts and who knows whatelse they've managed to keep from seeing the light of day. Worse. Administration. Ever. Even Tiberius and Claudius were at least competent administrators.
Seriously Bush will undoubtably set a record for most pardons ever.