More upsets than March Madness

1. TIE!! George W. Bush / Tony Blair
3. Jack Abramoff
4. Scooter Libby - it's bad when even Karl Rove is talking to the prosecutor
5. Ralph Reed - nope! Damn he weaseled out, stupid statute of limitaions...
6. Tom DeLay
7. everybody at ABC in charge of sitcoms; man! they suck.
8. Antoninonia Scalia - flipping the bird in church as got to be a mortal sin. Where's the nuns when you need them?
9. Ben Domenech - unfortunately Bush just plagiarized his dad's old pardons so Weinberger's rehabilitated again.
10. Grover Norquist - the Affaire d'Abramoff spreads...

Wow after yet another set of British memos come out showing that it was "War On" at the White House since Sept. 12th, finally the U.S Media rubs the sleep from their eyes and goes "Oh I suppose we should report, that is kinda our job description." The sad thing is I'm too lazy to look up the links but basically Knight-Ridders' Washington DC reporters were calling this crap when it was still warm in 2002. Four years and thousands of lives later the New York Times notices the stink. I gotta look up to see if the Constitution allows a President to pardon himself... OH! I made a funny! Like Bush cares what the Constitution says.
The former millionaire known as Katherine Harris almost made the cut but there's really no chance that she'll get a pardon; she's just not that loyal of a minion.